Top 10 anti-jokes on the web
ANTI-JOKES: JOKES THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY FUNNY
HERE IS A LIST OF SOME OF THE JOKES FOUND ON ANTI-JOKE.COM. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN!
WHAT'S WORSE THAN FINDING WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
WHY DID THE BOY DROP HIS ICE CREAM?
Because he was hit by a bus.
WHAT IS RED AND SMELLS LIKE BLUE PAINT?
WHATS GREEN AND HAS WHEELS?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A BLOND?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
WHAT'S SAD ABOUT 4 BLACK PEOPLE IN A CADILLAC GOING OVER A CLIFF?
They were my friends.
A HORSE WALKED INTO A BAR.
Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
WHAT DID THE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAWER?
We are both lawyers
WHAT DID THE BOY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS GET FOR CHRISTMAS?
A: KNOCK KNOCK!
B: Come in.